"I'm not talking to you."
"Well I'm not talking to you either."
"I can't even look at you. Why would you did that? You ruined the snackie vending machine for all of us."
"It's not my fault she has a camera that is so wimpy, it can't even withstand the force of a greyhound tongue."
"She spent the better part of 5 minutes wiping the slobber off the lens. Guess what happened during that time? That's right, she didn't give us snackies. Well played genius."