I always wonder what are the actual conversations between them:
"Would you two stop goofing around and hurry up we are due at the meeting on the other side of the field."
"So when I looked at her she had her tongue out like this. It was just disgraceful."
"Stop touching me. Mom said you have to stay on your half of the field. Mom! She's touching me."
"Recruits. Get into formation. Now!"
"This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours. And you don't go into mine."
"You have such lovely teeth. Who's your dentist?"
Or really, none of the above.